Count your troubles, name them one by one—at the breakfast table,
if anybody will listen, or as soon as possible thereafter.
Worry every day about something.
Don’t let yourself get out of practice.
It won’t add a cubit to your stature, but it might burn a few calories.
Pity yourself.
If you do enough of this, nobody else will have to do it for you.
Devise clever but decent ways to serve God and mammon.
After all, you’ve got a life to live.
Make it your business to find out what the Joneses are buying this year
and where they’re going.
Try to do them at least one better
even if you have to take out another loan to do it.
Stay away from absolutes.
It’s what’s right for you that matters.
Be your own person, and don’t allow yourself to get hung up
on what others expect of you.
Make sure you get your rights. Never mind other people’s.
You have your life to live, they have theirs.
Don’t fall into any compassion traps—
the sort of situation where people can walk all over you.
If you get too involved in other people’s troubles, you may neglect your own.
Don’t let Bible reading and prayer get in the way
of what’s really relevant—things like TV and newspapers.
Invisible things are eternal.
You want to stick with the visible ones—they’re where it’s at now.
Be right, and be sure to let folks know it.
If you catch yourself in the wrong, don’t breathe it to a soul.
Review daily the names of people who have hurt, wronged, or insulted you. Keep those lists up-to-date, and think of ways to get even without being thought of as unreasonable, uncivilized, or unchristian.
Never forgive a wrong.
Clutch it forever, and you’ll never be unemployed.
Resentment is a full-time job.
----- Elisabeth Elliot -----
